DoD’s Jim Mattis Extends Military Deployment at Southern Border Through January It’ll Be the Wall ‘Til Real One

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Now the Democrats in Congress are saying president Trump can have only $1.6 billion for “border security but not for the wall,” so secretary of defense Jim Mattis announced that the U. S. military (beefed up?) will stay at the southern border through January, which we hope means the president intends to continue sending U. S. troops to the border (for desert training) until the wall is built.