Weatherman Umbrella Built to Endure by Rick Reichmuth Pledges Five Dollars of Each Unit Sold to Folds of Honor

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If you want a great looking umbrella built to endure, checkout the Weatherman Umbrella, designed by Rick Reichmuth, who pledges $5 from each unit sold today or tomorrow (Tuesday) to Folds of Honor (funds for deceased war heroes’ families); the umbrellas would make great gifts so buy three or four!