Chuck Norris Wants You to Buy C-Force Water so Don’t Risk His Coming Down Hard on You Buy the Stuff

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C-Force “ice age” water from the Lone Wolf Ranch in Texas, owned by Chuck Norris, is taking the nation not by force but by goodness, and of course Chuck knows who buys and who doesn’t buy, so don’t test your luck getting on Chuck’s bad side, order now (it’s slightly alkaline to sooth that acidy stomach!)