Democrats May Nominate Robert De Niro for President Because He Gets the Crowd All-Whooped-Up Others Don’t

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By the wildly positive reception of Robert De Niro’s latest nasty screed against president Trump at the Tony Awards, the Raging Bull of Manhattan should run for president, or maybe as Joe Biden’s vp running-mate, when they all could “take it out back,” probably the Democrats’ best bet now that the others appear to be shying away from a run in 2020, so will it be Joe-Bob (appealing to the southern vote) to ride “the big blue wave” supposedly due to swamp Trump?