The New Miss America Pageant Opens Door for Change Agents Amy Schumer & Samantha Bee Maybe Ellen Too!

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Now that looks are not important in choosing Miss America, with much more emphasis to be placed on the contestants’ roles as agents of change, surely Amy Schumer, Samantha Bee, Ellen, Sarah Silverman, and Kathy Griffin are considering to make a run at the crown, and why not “Caitlyn” Jenner too?