Sneaky James Comey Says Trump Certainly Could’ve Paid Peeing Prostitutes for Which Though No Evidence Exists

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Should there be proof or at least good-reason-to-believe that citizen Trump hired prostitutes to pee on the hotel room bed in Moscow where Obama once slept, then don’t you suppose James Comey would have produced it by now? So tonight on ABC when Comey says he thinks it’s possible that Trump indeed hired those women for that, it’s just Slippery Comey trying to weasel away from the truth.