Guilt-Free & Exonerated Carter Page to Appear on Ingraham Angle Tonight Must See TV Wild Man Will Tell His Tale

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On the Fox New Network tonight, Laura Ingraham will interview that wild-and-crazy-guy Carter Page, whom Robert Mueller hoped was a double-naught-spy type working on behalf of the Russians with Team Trump to defeat Hillary, but Mueller came-up with goose-eggs on Page, who tonight may begin pitching an idea for his movie stardom playing the role of Christopher Steele in The ObamaGate Tale.