Sales of Purple Wear in D. C. Seem to Have Leveled Off Resist Trump People Get Smart Go Undercover for Last Try

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The purple-tie (and other wear) people of the resist Trump movement seem to have shrewdly decided that wearing their position is not what a double-naught-spy would do, so the sales of purple clothing in D. C. have certainly declined from previously sky-high demand, the wily Trump having sold his market position in purple dye weeks ago anticipating the trend.