Retreating Purple Tie Senators Could Start a Chain of Edgy Bistros Serving Cheese Croissants & Wine Called Flake & Corker

With the names Flake and Corker too weird not to somehow advantage them, and their political careers certainly circling the drain, perhaps the phoenix to arise from the ashes will be Flake and Corker bistros (flakey croissants and corked wine), where illegal aliens would get a discount, and John McCain would sit signing autographs saying he had nothing to do with the Golden Shower Dossier against Trump.