Purple Tie Columnist David Brooks of NYT’s Calls His Compadres They Who Need to Have a Story so Help Them Pal!

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David Brooks of the New York Times, ostensibly a Republican though of the purple-tie variety, says that his buddies, whom he calls they, need to get a story, that the Tea Party types are steamrolling them on their political messaging, yet ol’ Dave is a writer, supposedly a great thinker for the establishment Republicans, so can’t he come-up with some great messaging?