The First Talking Head on TV to Say the Flooding by Hurricane Harvey is Not of Biblical Proportions Gets the Shock Prize

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More and more the talking heads are saying Hurricane Harvey is of biblical proportions, so referring to the Bible, what rainstorm would that be which caused a floodplain to be partially inundated but not beyond the limits of that floodplain? Now wouldn’t it be refreshing to see one of the talking heads say that a flood which covered the earth (Noah’s Flood) is hardly comparable to the merely local flooding in southeast Texas, do you suppose he/she would be fired on the spot, complete with shepherd’s hook immediately to pull them off the set kicking and screaming?