Blondes Fascinate Considering Their Ancient Rarity Now Rash of Them Labeled Fox News’ Mark of Christian Conservatism

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Liberals are now saying that Fox News has so many blondes because they attract white Christians to watch, but Fox viewers would watch even if their hair were purple, because it’s the only major network which gives anything close to a fair-shake to conservatism. The population of the world is only about two percent blond naturally, but by the wonders of hair dying science, perhaps 80% in the U. S. which thereby should make Fox News’ audience bigger than for NBC, CBS, and ABC.