How Long Will It Take for Establishment Media to Report Eric Holder & Loretta Lynch Used Aliases for Their DOJ Emails?

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Which establishment media outlet would you guess would be the first to report that nutty Eric Holder masqueraded as “Lew Alcindor (Kareem Abdul Jabbar’s original name)” and audacious Loretta Lynch as “Elizabeth Carlisle (her grandmother’s name)” in some of their emails while they were top officials at the Justice Department? Which establishment talking-head would you most like to see have to report this, maybe Brian Williams or Chris Matthews, perhaps Alison Camerota or Rachel Maddow?