President Trump’s Spokespersons Should Start Wearing Purple Ties Too But Call It Resistance to DNC’s Obstruction of Justice

Seeing all the purple-clad pundits of the “resist-Trump-movement,” the president’s spokespersons should mock them by wearing purple jackets and ties too, so that when they are asked why they are wearing purple (“you’re not supposed to be wearing purple”), they can say that it’s to show support of the resist-obstruction-movement, resisting the Deep State’s fear of investigating the “hack” of the DNC database such that Bernie was denied the Democrats’ nomination for president, resistance as well to the stonewalling of investigation into Hillary’s illegal emails.