O’Reilly at Vatican Seeking Some Career Guidance Perhaps to Harangue Biblical Creationists Full Time

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Now fired from the Fox News Network, bombastic Bill O’Reilly was recently spotted at the Vatican in the V.I.P section during his vacation, O’Reilly who calls biblical young earth creationism for nincompoops, so perhaps he and Pope Frances will begin a big PR campaign explaining to the world how darwinism supposedly fits into the Word.