Among Many Reasons Team Biden Declined Putin Joint Press Conference for Fear Wacky Joe Might Pull Finger-Pistol

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If Sleepy Joe Biden, his goofiness not diminished, had agreed to a joint press conference with Putin in Brussels, he might have pulled a finger-pistol on the “killer” Putin, just for the laughs, or Putin maybe preemptively would have pulled one, perhaps both at the same time!