President Trump’s Hair 2.0 Sandy-Gray Do for Second Term the Elder Statesman Look so No More Orange Man Bad?


Today during his news conference in the Rose Garden, president Trump debuted his new look, hair now a sandy-gray color, more subdued, more statesmanlike, while rumor has it that Sleepy Joe will be dying his (plugs) purple to gain favor with both the old blue hairs and the woke youngsters.