Team Sleepy Refuses Third Party Earpiece-Checker & Trump Refuses Two Breaks in Debate Setting Up Biden Retreat

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Sleepy Joe has requested two breaks during the debate tonight, denied by Team Trump which wants a third party to check the candidates’ ears for audio devices, denied by Team Sleepy, so will Biden actually show up for Trump to gaze into his ears with binoculars from afar, and Sleepy getting that funny look while peeing in his Depends, unable to go backstage during breaks to get advice and maybe another “big fat shot in his rear end” to enhance his performance?