Top Five Excuses Team Sleepy Can Use to Dodge Tuesday Night’s Presidential Debate Because He Just Can’t Do It


Assuming Team Sleepy is dreading Biden’s date with destiny Tuesday night, they’re brainstorming the best way for Sleepy to bailout, perhaps #1 that he sniffed somebody who turned out an asymptomatic wuhan carrier, #2 that he’s so far ahead it’s unnecessary to debate, #3 that Trump doesn’t fight fair and is a big meanie, #4 that Sleepy wouldn’t be understood wearing his mask, and #5 that Trump might be wuhan infected and is intending to speak aerosol onto the unknowing Sleepy.