Colby Covington Says He Broke Tyrone Woodley by Dragon Energy Transmitted by President Trump’s Handshake

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After Colby Covington dispatched Tyron Woodley (a huge TDS sufferer) in the 5th round of their MMA fight last night, president Trump called to congratulate him while he (Covington) was addressing the press after the fight, telling the victorious Covington that he makes it look easy (like a great one), and later Covington said that Trump’s handshake at a rally last week had transmitted “dragon energy” to him; two showmen for sure, while Sleepy Joe plays dominoes in his slippers.