Confused CHAZistanis Think Name-Change to CHOP Better Reflects Their Ostensibly Peaceful Protest!

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CHAZ just sounds too beach boy, too rich kid, so the CHAZistanis are now going with CHOP (Capital Hill Occupied Protest), they say to better reflect the mission of their tiny insurgent nation, peaceful protest, yet CHAZ better reflects that relatively soft sentiment, CHOP sounding a bit jihadi.