Trump Says We’re Not Supposed to Be Paying People to Not Come to Work the Shutdown Will Lift Apparently by Easter

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Today during his tele town hall from the Rose Garden, president Trump said that he had to accept the advice from the CDC to shutdown the economy because he would’ve been blamed for the deaths being caused by the wuhan flu (and he’s certainly right about that!), forced to do it even though he was aware that the mortality rate by the wuhan is much lower than being advertised by the wuhan scare-hoaxers (whom he mocked as recently as a month ago). Trump also noted that the common flu (influenza) virus kills between 20,000 and 80,000 Americans per year, which he said is why he couldn’t believe it when the CDC people suggested that he shutdown the economy for a flu which has killed under 600.