Stock Futures Jumped Several Hours After Sleepy Joe’s Super Tuesday Victories & Fed Cut Rate Two Days Before Up Market

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The huge stock market surge today is two days after the Fed cut interest rates, and Sleepy Joe’s good night yesterday was known several hours before the stock futures spiked this morning, so the huge stock market surge today is attributable to neither the interest rate cut or Crazy Bernie Sanders the communist having been knocked back to square one.