Chick-fil-A Suddenly Obeys the Alphabet People Won’t Support Christian Ministries so Revenues Could Drop 25%

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Apparently tired of being harangued by the Alphabet People for supporting Christian organizations which promote what the Word says about homosexuality, the bosses at Chick-fil-A caved and so face a backlash they perhaps hadn’t even imagined, because if half of their customers have been professing Christians, and half of those won’t eat at Chick-fil-A anymore, revenues could drop 25%, a big loss well deserved. Anecdotal evidence already indicates the backlash has begun, so we’ll see how it plays out.