Julian Castro & Corey Booker Angling for Vice President Role Under Pocahontas Warren by Attacking SleepyCreepy Joe

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Apparently Corey Booker and Julian Castro have calculated that the best they can do is gain the running mate role on a ticket with Liz Warren, made apparent by their attacks on Sleepy Joe last night during the debate, which raises the question whom would Pocahontas pick should she be nominated, maybe long John Kerry (who served in Viet Nam) or perhaps Rachel Maddow for some added spunk?