Boozer Boris Johnson Too Malleable to Lead Great Britain Completing Brexit so Nigel Farage the Obvious Choice

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The current odds-on favorite to become the prime minister of Great Britain, Boris Johnson, has been audio-taped by a neighbor in a late night screaming match with his girlfriend, about her use of  his computer, and his spilling wine on the furniture, loud enough that the neighbor was alarmed, so the ever-colorful Boris really can’t be trusted with the future of that proud land of Great Britain, bound to complete the Brexit process so best led by the Brexit party’s Nigel Farage, who while no tea-toteler is certainly no steaming hot mess as is Johnson.