Babylon Bee Says Pocahontas Warren is Offering Fur & Corn for Votes Paddling Down River in Birchbark Canoe

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Reportedly Elizabeth “Pocahontas” Warren, showing her lighter side, is paddling in a birchbark canoe down a river in Massachusetts offering fur and corn for votes, perhaps a desperation move on her part, yet she is known for her zany sense of humor, so this may be just a campaign tactic to gain free media.