Michigan’s Talented John James Announces Run for U. S. Senate Against Incumbent Washout Gary Peters

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Having failed in his initial bid for the U. S. Senate in 2018, young Republican star John James is running again in 2020, announced this morning on Fox & Friends, so let’s help make sure this very qualified and inspiring candidate (checkout his resume) gets all the money and social media support he needs in his quest to unseat feckless Democrat Gary Peters (who?)