If Beto Doesn’t Catch Fire Soon the Big Donors Will Go Elsewhere so Pressure is On to Have More-Than-Arm-Waving

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Have you noticed that there are no poll-results about how well Beto Crazy Hands is doing after his announcement and several campaign stops already in Iowa? His number will have to go well above 10% within a few months lest the donors put their money on the frontrunners. Maybe a quick appearance on SNL as a punk-rock kung fu master would be helpful, Gary Busey could teach him how to play it.