Imagine Willy Geist’s Book About His Life Dealing with Addled Morning Joe & Mika Absent as Much as Working

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Those who watch Morning Joe for the laughs know that Joe and Mika are absent almost as much as they show up for work, so imagine the phone conversations they have with Willy Geist the nights before their no-shows, imagine all that in a juicy book written by Geist, it would be awesome. When the gruesome twosome are no-shows, Willy usually says they’re out on assignment, assigned to try to get along and face the day like normal working people?