Establishment Media May Begin Calling Footballs & Baseballs Projectiles Like Those Being Thrown by Invaders

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Some genius leading the establishment media types in their messaging about the border crisis decided to call the rocks thrown by migrant invaders projectiles, as if “hey let’s go down to the lake and throw projectiles” is what you hear in the summertime. The use of the term projectiles rather than rocks is apparently a tactic to soften the offense, after all, spit-balls and nerf-balls are projectiles too!