Imagine Everybody Claiming Minuscule Minority Genetic Heritage Like Pocahontas Everybody Would Be Special

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Reportedly senator Elizabeth “Pocahontas” Warren has less native american blood than do most white Americans, so according to Warren, all those Americans are actually more entitled to affirmative action than she was in padding her resume to gain her Harvard professorship, so Warren should be asked if she thinks those millions of white Americans should claim native american status as she has.