Desperate Beto O’Rourke Rolls Across the Stage on Skateboard Big Risk Could’ve Fallen Like Now in the Polls

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In front of a packed auditorium of hundreds of raucous college students in Corpus Christi yesterday, Beto “Beta” O’Rourke rolled across the stage on his legendary skateboard, which will surely wow the undecideds won’t it? Would Beto skateboard around on the U. S. Senate floor if elected?