Nike Could Try to Cleanup Their Colin Kaepernick PR Mess by Launching Line of Trump-Train Football Cleats

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Thanks to Nike’s bizarre decision to contract with Colin Kaepernick for a new line of shoes, about 2/3’rds of the people in the U. S. are irate, so to ease the wrath which will surely cost Nike at least 30% of their sales, they should offer a line of “Trump-Train” football shoes, fair and balanced.