If Humans Won’t Clean-Out Underbrush & Dead Wood in Forests Then Fires Will so President Trump Chides Jerry Brown

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Most people understand that forests dense with underbrush are more likely to burn-up, such forests well-known in California where “old growth forests” are deemed ideal, so Trump tweeted that California needs to clean those forest floors, and use more of their water to put out the fires, water which instead Trump says is being “diverted into the Pacific ocean” (in order to keep river levels sufficiently deep for all the “species” of creatures to survive there).