Kim Jong Un at Swiss Middle School was Motivated Student Good Sense of Humor & Hooped in NBA Gear

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Reportedly Kim Jong Un was a good-not-great 14 year old student at his Swiss middle school, where he displayed a good sense of humor and a deep love for the NBA, wearing the latest Shaquille O’Neil and Michael Jordan gear, so perhaps the prospect of the NBA coming to North Korea could help entice Kim to denuclearize and open-up his realm for international trade, when perhaps Jordan and Rodman could cut the ribbon on a new factory there making Air Un’s!