Beleaguered Bill Clinton Could Be Chided Into a Split-Screen Apology to Monica Lewinsky Must See TV for Sure!

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Wouldn’t it be great if Bill Clinton would apologize to Monica Lewinsky on national TV by a split-screen presentation where you could see both the predator and prey? Bill could bite his lip feigning sincerity, not like he bit the lip of Juanita Broaddrick, and maybe it could even be a Brady Bunch multiple screen arrangement where he could apologize to almost all of his victims including Ms. Broaddrick.