Only Pejorative in Saying Somebody Looks Like a Monkey is Due to Darwinism That Africans Supposedly Least Evolved

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Many people say senator Mitch McConnell looks like a turtle, so why is everyone in such as huff about Roseanne’s having implied that Valerie Jarrett looks like a monkey? It’s because monkeys out-of-all the kinds (syngameons) of animals look the most like humans, and monkeys supposedly evolved to become humans in (or outside of) Africa, so without darwinism dragging down the discourse, not only whites but blacks and browns too could be said to look like monkeys, or turtles, or birds, or walruses, whatever.