James Crapper Gets a New Nickname Claptrap More Appealing Because Alteration of Letters Later in Delivery

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James Clapper is so full-of-it that he’s called James Crapper by much of America, and now a new derogatory has emerged, James Claptrap, better really because the first p in Clapper is retained to maintain the first syllable of the actual name for a cleaner play-on-words.