Goofy John Kasich Draws Clear Department Store Analogy Indicating He May Run as Third Party Candidate

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On CNN’s State of the Union today, twitchy John Kasich said that if two department stores are not providing the goods desired by the people then a third department store will be built to fill the void, analogizing the situation with the two political parties in the United States., a third which he would lead in running for president in 2020, perhaps the Special K Party? Rudderless Kasich should retire to work with Catholic charities or something, the man has worn-out his welcome in politics.