Prediction for Ben Sasse He’ll Never Be Seriously Considered for President as Long as He Talks Like a Valley Girl

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The most appalling scourge on english-language locution has spread from the Valley Girls to the highest levels of federal government, senator Ben Sasse the worst among the men, making statements though with the intonation at the end tailing-up as if a question, for example try to imagine a president Sasse supposedly telling the Russian leader “you must not increase your nuclear inventory?” Strong, right?