Al Frankenstein Sex Marauder Bound for Hollywood Could Be Minnesota Senator’s Next Career Move to Make Big Bucks

Never one to shy away from stupidness, Al Franken could launch into the next phase of his strange life by embracing “Al Frankenstein” for the big screen, a movie about the zombie-like ogre though keen of wit scheming boorish sexual terrorism on unsuspecting young lasses, really a cameo role for Al.