Wouldn’t It Be Great If Lil Kim Jong Un Dyed His Hair Like Trump’s to Signal That He Intends to Disarm His Nukes?

Kim Jong Un would certainly make the cover of People Magazine if he would dye his hair blond, like Trump’s, to show that he would rather trade with the U. S. than fight, that gesture which would show his sense of humor and honest desire to join the league of peaceful nations.