Country Humor If You Hold Your Tongue Just Right Amazing Things Can Happen Such as Mechanical Breakdown Overrides

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A southern country kinda fellow recently called into a home improvement radio show asking how much for a new toilet of good quality, installed, how much for such a toilet and how much labor cost to be expected, so having gotten his answer and when asked what’s wrong with his current toilet, he responded that it’s good quality but old, only works when you hold your tongue just right!