Should Stephen Colbert Get Fired He Can Sell a Line of Signature Garbage Bags with His Face on Them Adding Pleasure

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Ostensible comedian Stephen Colbert could become a silent stockholder in a new trash bag company with his name on it, to capitalize on his rightly deserved villainy, should he be fired from CBS, yet in the meantime, some conservatives may go ahead with the company, promising to donate half the profit to Trump’s reelection campaign, a win win situation. Assuming the company could glean tens of millions of dollars, perhaps Colbert would allow his likeness and name on the bags for 5% of the net profit, which the consumers for Trump would tolerate considering the great deal more money which would go to the Trump reelection campaign, so somebody see what Colbert says!